Re: Why do you people drive such ugly cars? (archive)
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Posted by XBeteNoirX on July 10, 2000 at 02:26:19:
In Reply to: Why do you people drive such ugly cars? posted by Sunil on July 09, 2000 at 18:43:47:
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There are many reasons why we drive such ugly cars.
1. Because we can. We don't need the false self assurance bestowed by "pretty cars for pretty boys."
2. Because they are sleepers. We can drive very fast and no one will notice or beleive that we just blew past their egotoy. Not even the fuzz.
3. Because we can afford to invest considerable sums in the improvement and individualism of each vehicle without looking just like everyone else.
4. Because the ugly cars don't get stolen by those trying to make car payments.
5. Best of all, because it pisses people like you off. And that's the very best reason of all.Smile, someone just keyed your egotoy.
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