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In Reply to: Re: Why do you people drive such ugly cars? posted by XBeteNoirX on July 10, 2000 at 02:26:19:
well, maybe hitler. the car sure as hell doesnt deserve it!
: There are many reasons why we drive such ugly cars.
: 1. Because we can. We don't need the false self assurance bestowed by "pretty cars for pretty boys."
: 2. Because they are sleepers. We can drive very fast and no one will notice or beleive that we just blew past their egotoy. Not even the fuzz.
: 3. Because we can afford to invest considerable sums in the improvement and individualism of each vehicle without looking just like everyone else.
: 4. Because the ugly cars don't get stolen by those trying to make car payments.
: 5. Best of all, because it pisses people like you off. And that's the very best reason of all.
: Smile, someone just keyed your egotoy.