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The Sidedrafters Creed (archive)
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Posted by Corey Turner on September 03, 2001 at 13:07:40:

In Reply to: 2 WHEELS!! WAHOO!! Autox rox.. weber help needed! posted by 02 Majik on September 02, 2001 at 22:39:08:

(revised, from the Book of Carbs, with apologies to Monty Python)

And the Mechanic spake, saying,

'First shalt thou set thee thy Holy Floats. Then, shalt thou measure to Eight Point Five, no more, no less. Eight Point Five shalt be the number of the rise, and the number of the droop shalt be Fifteen. Nine shalt thou not count, nor Sixteen, nor either count thou Seven, nor Fourteen, excepting that thou then proceed to eight point five (or fifteen). Ten is always right out. Once the numbers eight point five and fifteen, being the holiest of numbers, be set, then floorest thou thy Holy Go Pedal towards thy finish line, and thy foes, being naughty in my sight, shall suck it.'

Thus sayeth the Mechanic. Amen.

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