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A little laugh to brighten up the boards... (archive)

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Posted by ibBERTO on October 07, 1999 at 16:01:41:

Some of you might of heard this one or not, but I figured I post just to chance the pace a little.
enjoy it!
ibBERTO '99 323

A man in his 20's bought a new BMW 323 and was out on the interstate for a nice
evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of
his hair and he decided to open her up.

As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights
behind him.

"There's no way they can catch a 323 beemer," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him.
"What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the
car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the
13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your
driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I
was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

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