In Reply to: A little laugh to brighten up the boards... posted by ibBERTO on October 07, 1999 at 16:01:41:
I just got this one.
Horse and the Chicken
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him to safety.
The chicken runs to the farm, but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW (must be the new X5) back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the
bumper(oops, make that the tow ring).
He then throws the other end of the rope to the horse, and drives the car forward, saving him from sinking.
A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again. This time, it's the chicken that falls into the mud hole.
The chicken yells to the horse to go get some help from the farmer.
The horse says, "I think I can stand over the hole!"
He stands over the hole, stretches out, and says, "Grab my thingie! Then
pull yourself up to safety!" The chicken does just that, and is rescued.
The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
: Some of you might of heard this one or not, but I figured I post just to chance the pace a little.
: enjoy it!
: ibBERTO '99 323
: A man in his 20's bought a new BMW 323 and was out on the interstate for a nice
: evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of
: his hair and he decided to open her up.
: As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights
: behind him.
: "There's no way they can catch a 323 beemer," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him.
: "What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
: The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the
: car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the
: 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your
: driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
: The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I
: was afraid you were trying to give her back."
: "Have a nice weekend," said the officer.