In Reply to: Re: Grow up, chump. posted by Pedro on November 24, 1999 at 01:50:47:
there were 3 familys.....duck family, skunk kamily, and turtle family. One day, the parents of each family decided to have a picnic at some far away lake. On their way there, they encounter a road. Making sure that there are no cars coming from either directions, they all crossed the road. Just then, a speeding 323i came and crushed all the parents, leaving only 1 baby skunk, 1 baby duck, and 1 baby turtle. The babies were very scared and didnt know what to do... Morever, they dont know what kind of animal they are. They began wandering around and soon was encountered by an old owl. Seeing that the babies were sad, the owl asked, "what's wrong my childs?"
duck: quack....our parents were killed...we dont know what to do and we dont know what we are.
owl: i see...i dont know where you guys should go, but i can tell you what you guys are.
turtle: uh...uh....great! please tell us
owl (talking to the duck): you have a bill, and you are quite yellow...you must be a duck!
owl (talking to the turtle): you are green and you have a big shell on your back.....you must be a turtle!
owl (talking to the skunk): you are not black and you are not white....and you smell like shit....you must be a mexican!
WTF you talking about sanchez family rules? What does sanchez family have to do with the BMW message board? Perhaps, this is the closest that you can ever be with a real BMW....either that or you can be a valet or a car wash guy! hahahahahahahahhahahahah