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new driving event !!!! (archive)
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Posted by SFjim on April 16, 2000 at 19:26:20:

hello to all !!!!!!!

Just wanted to inform you of a new driving event that I discovered on my long trip home from PA to CA. Since I am the one to discover it I have taken the liberty to name it. Midnight Cow Herd Slalom. Let me explain the rules and optimal conditions. Take one E46 (coupe or sedan) and drive for approximately 12 hours (preferably beginning around noon) mostly on a 2 lane road at night in the middle of the Nevada desert. Next bring the car to 80-90 MPH. Once all of these conditions are met 15-20 cows should magically appear in the middle of the road with little warning (it gets really dark in the desert). And now for the fun part....mash that brake pedal engaging the ABS and skillfully slalom around the cows taking care not to hit any of them or you will have a nice beef hood ornament.

Stay tuned for Elk Evasion techniques

jim

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