Too many freaks in this world, I feel for you dude (archive)

While I was waiting on my 528 order last summer I walked by a BMW parked on the street and some freak had keyed a swastika on the rear quarter panel. After I got my car I was totally paranoid about idiots and an old lady keyed me, I know she did because I caught her.

I was walking between my car and a 911 parked in the garage in my building. I was putting a shovel in the car (for emergency snow situations). I was being very careful to avoid hitting the 911 and my car, and it was like a mysterious force pulled the shovel blade into my door.

Couple of other weird things happened, I ended up trading my car because I thought it was jinxed. I don't think I could ever order a M5 because of the 1 year waiting list (or so I've been told). If I waited a year for a car and somebody keyed it then I think I would absolutely lose my mind.

May the person who keyed your car be run over by someone in a BMW! They may not deserve death, but they sure deserve a serious ass kicking!

Some moron keyed the hood of my 1995 325is. It looks like I will have to get the Hood painted. WTF!!! Anybody who even thinks of such a thing is a big loser. I have filed a police report but I know nothing can be done at this point in time. It takes all of 30 seconds for some A**hole to commit the crime and run.

-Ashok (very pissed at this time...)
1995 325is Montreal Blue/Grey (with scratched hood...)
1997 540iA Arctic Silver/Black

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