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In Reply to: Text: Yes Lisa, a Maaaagical animal. (m) posted by Ole on September 24, 2001 at 01:02:23:
Homer: What are you doing Lisa?
Lisa: I'm going to go practice
Homer: I'll practice you!
Lisa: Is that some kind of a threat?
-eerie moment of silence and shifty eyes_
cut scene
More important than bickering, the full text of one of the funniest Simpson's exchanges:
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh ... ooh ... yeah ... right, Lisa. A wonderful ... magical animal.