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Let me reiterate: This is a message board for BMW enthusiasts for exchange of ideas and experiences to help participants, and not for babies fighting over who's got the strongest dad. If a submission to this board is of such nature that you can't put in your real name, don't bother!

I'm sure I'll get another childlike response to this as well, but oh, well. Oh, by the way, that is my real name in the e-mail above, you should try doing that some time, mabye someone will take you seriously for once in your life.

Jaguar Man
Thanks for posting your thoughts. This guy, Mike T., has some real issues. Why would someone sit in his dads bmw with a blown engine and think its a date. By the way, what Jag do you have?

Hi Mike,
Im back!! This has become more amusing to me than my favorite television show. After reading all of your postings over the last several weeks two things have become apparent. You are very lonely thus your need to argue with people you dont know. You place high value in the fact that you own a B.M.W. even if it is a piece of shit. You know, asking a girl out on a date involves more than sitting in a stationary car if you want to impress her. Good luck and seek some counseling.

Of course you "read" them you idiot. You "wrote" them. What happened? Your comments don't seem quite as calm and serene as they once were. You just got busted, face it. Oh, and while you're at it, you're a loser, so you'd might as well face that too. This persona, like Ya Think, is boring. What are you 12? If I were you, I would worry more about my grades and my English. Your sentence structure and choice of words are really pretty funny. Only you will really know why you "anticipate" that I am a bedwetter, or what you were thinking with "some type of artificial standings for BMW owners". This is really funny stuff. Remember, focus on the grades. The grades.

Mike
I read some of Ya think's emails and he or she seems to be aggressive. you, on the other hand, obviously hold some type of artificial standings for BMW owners. Not only do I anticipate that you are a bedwetter, but you own a BMW not for the automobile's aspect of quality, but to make up for having such a small penis. I think the Jaguar man said it best about you.
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Dearest "serenity" aka "Ya Think",

Have you noticed that you haven't made a single car-related post on this board yet? Just the fluffy "serenity" stuff. It's a cute web-persona, and I hope you're having fun. It just seems that being a person without an e38 BMW who just hangs out here to work a little low-grade mischief would get kind of boring. Oh well, if you enjoy it, that's what's important. Why, I just feel more serene just writing that. Oh, by the way, what BMW do you at least dream about?

Mike T. Why would you think this is embarrassing?
Come on guys. Don't you know a gag when you see one? This is embarrassing.

I HAVE A 1989 DODGE LANCER WITH A TURBO,EXCELLENT COND.TINTED WINDOWS,AUTOMACIC,4-WHEEL DRIVE IM SELLING FOR ONLY 1,000 ALSO SELLING A 1979 MOBILE HOME UP NOTH OF PRESCOT AZ,NICE 2-BEDROOM MOBILE ASKING VERY CHEAT 1,0000
EVERYTHING INSIDE INCLUDED SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY PLEASE,THIS IS A FIXER UPPER,SOMEONE WAS ILL IN THE FAMILY AND I HAD TO RELOCATE,WRITE TO EITHER BITSYROSA@WEBTV.NET
OR GLORIA567@WEBTV.NET THIS WILL NOT LAST LONG IN THE CAR IT HAS NICE INTERIOR NO TEARS OR RUST,ONLY 7000 MILES FOR ONLY 1,000 THATS CHEAP

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