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Posted by SUPERMAN on August 03, 2001 at 18:21:11:

A woman walks into a BMW dealer. She looks around and spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends to feel the texture of the carpeting she accidentally breaks wind. Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident. As she turns there standing next to her is a salesman.

“Good day M’am, how may we help you today?” Very uncomfortable she asks, “Sir how much does this BMW cost?” He answers, “Lady if you farted just touching it, you’re gonna shit your pants when you hear the price!”


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