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Posted by Rocker on October 08, 2001 at 08:40:28:

In Reply to: I received the following e-mail posted by If the shoe fits, wear it on October 07, 2001 at 20:33:51:


How to deal with a peace protester:

1. Approach an ignorant, liberal person talking about peace and saying there should be "no retaliation"

2. Have a brief conversation with them and ask if military force is appropriate.

3. When he says, "No." ask him, "Why not?"

4. When he says something like, "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful, and we should not cause more violence."

5. Punch him in the face . . . hard.

6. When he gets up to punch you, point out to him that it would be a mistake (and contrary to his values) to punch you because he would be causing more violence.

7 When he agrees with you that he has pledged not to commit violence, punch him in the face again . . . only harder this time.

8. Repeat steps 2 through 7 until he understands that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.





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