Thanks for the compliment on the humor. At least, it's a relief to know that 13 years in the UK have achieved something. Frankly, I guess it is essential for survival in the english outback otherwise you might as well hang yourself today. Or would you not die to have to pay $1.50 for a liter of fuel. Ok you say: look up your owner manual how large your Bimmer tank is. That right $150 a shot - if you were completely empty. :( Anyhow the conoly hide food is what I used and it was good but it did not clean the leather, nor did it restore it to it's original color. In my opinion it's good on a perfect leather(to keep it in this condition). And the smell of your leather afterwards... makes you feel like a bull.