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Great speeding excuse... (archive)
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Posted by Scottie @ San Jose CA 85_535i 84_745i on April 08, 2002 at 23:15:20:

In Reply to: Jens & Jon - the turbo gods posted by Don on April 07, 2002 at 22:30:51:

If a cop pulls you over, say you've been drinking straight grain alcohol. When he pulls you out of the car, tell him you have small pox and that you are highly contageous. When draws his gun and tells you get on the ground, tell him that your BMW is loaded to the hilt with high powered explosives and that you are actually an alien hired by NBC to spy on the cast of Friends. When he calls his superior and half the rest of his force buddies and they surround you and have you covered, say to the other police officers: "Drunk, smallpox, a heavily armed alien television network spy?!?! Next, I guess he'll tell you I was speeding!"

Scottie
(Not actually having tried this particular excuse...yet)

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