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Re: to you polish,irish,russian,italian inbredmutt (archive)

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Posted by American Man on October 12, 2000 at 17:21:32:

In Reply to: to you polish,irish,russian,italian inbredmutts... posted by The Superior One on October 11, 2000 at 03:26:18:

Pal, you have some serious personal issues that need some attention!!!

As far as the breeding goes.... We "Americans" must have done something right, cause our penises are so much bigger than yours. Maybe thats the problem here, penis envy. Gosh, you small penis people are so bitter. Get a penis pump and leave the rest of us alone! You little dick.

They run in packs, not unlike the rats they resemble. I'd like to have a nickel for every time a pack of these "two-bit" Honda's pulled along side my M3 and attempted to race me. Are we the enemy? After too many encounters, all of which I refused to take the bait, I finally let in and gave them what they wanted. I suggested we go to a secluded road..I didn't want to risk getting caught by the local Barney Fife. I was the leader of the troop and told them that if they could at least stay on my bumper I'd be willing to fill the lucky guy's gas tank. I did this knowing that they didn't stand a chance. I slowly crept out in first, revving high and hoping this would scare them enough to back off. Then a slow shift into second, still keeping the revs up and getting ready to pour on the steam. Once I reached 4000 in second gear I dumped the throttle and the race began. I had about a half mile before I would have to back off for a second gear turn, I was pulling away from them quite easily and preparing for the approaching curve. I began the downshifting/braking sequence.....WHAM! One of the little SOB's failed to maintain his braking threshold and got out of control, my bumper was the only thing that could slow him down. He hit me with such force, my bumper is now sitting at the same height as my rear window. Wait, it aint over yet.... the force of the blow pushed me off the road and into a swamp. My car is now sitting in three feet if the smelliest water you can imagine. Old riceboy stayed on the road and got out of his battered toy, asked me if I was hurt and offered to call the police. POLICE!!!! Is he f-ing crazy or what?! I told him to put his cell phone back in the car while we talk it out. Well, is idiot friend already dialed 9-1-1 and was talking to a dispacher. Not 5 minutes later Barney Fife and company arrived, bullit and all. There was no quick way to explain what I told the truth. this got me a one way ticket to the station via Barney Express. I was cited for breaking too many laws to count and fined accordingly. On the other hand, riceboy got off the hook because it was MY idea to race and not his. After refusing to "play" with these punk kids for at least two years, the one time I did it I got my ass in a sling. The car will fix, however the smell may never go away since there was raw sewage in the swamp. The water was almost deep enough in the car to totally ruin the seats. Thankfully the dash was not submerged but could still be trashed. I'm out one killer 89 M3 and I have legal bills out the wang. This is the biggest crock of sh*T ever, but I had it coming. Let this be a lesson to you all.... look before you leap, you never know what's on the other side of the fence! Be careful out there, riceboy will get you one way or another.

first off, I hope you are enjoying your noisy, problem prone bad resale cars.

and to y'all bashers, asian-americans have a higher income than european-americans, hispanics, blacks, etc by far. higher rate of home ownership and better education.

and to all you inbred redneck mutts read on..

the output of east asia is far more than most european contries combined.

remember half of europe is starving.

look at serbia and kosovo where your relatives live. they look pretty miserable.

and that's where your ancestor's came from to run away from poverty. potato famine in ireland, WW2 in mainland europe. famines, etc.

and don't forget all the fights that you mutts had in the early 1900's when the italians came here. they lived in the slums and had to change their names because the irish were cracking down on them and there were actual gang wars between the irish and the italians.

actually many european americans dumped their names and heritage in europe and got new names when they came to this country.
hey there were italian american irish american german american, etc factions during the civil war. that was around a hundred years ago.

more than 1 in 5 people in the world is chinese.
asians constitute almost 60% of the population in the world. west and eastern europeans account for 9.5 percent. oh and north america is about 5.2 percent.

when china gets really strong, i would say within a 100 years who knows what kind of cars they will produce? maybe they will buy up all the other companies?( i hope not)

so stop this meaningless bashing.

as far as i am concerned, asia is where all the good high tech comes from.

bmw's are noisy problem prone, expensive to repair cars. look at all the electrical and mechanical problems!!

so you mutts who think you've got it good... you haven't seen nuthin' yet.

learn to be a little humble that's all.


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