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No Spam - 'em thangs work!!! (archive)
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Posted by One Satisfied Customer on April 15, 2001 at 21:19:51:

In Reply to: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM posted by Damnit, Jim on April 15, 2001 at 20:41:15:

I used tuh look lak one of them twins in the Guiness Book on my Ninja 250. Lucky fer yowers truly, I lost over 640lbs with Nemo's Magnitic Rangs. My complexion used to tarn away any fine wimmens what might see the real me beyond mah fatness, but Nemo's Magnitic Rangs have my face lookin' lak a baby's butt. Y'all know that soft, white, blind-cave-fish-lookin' skin between y'er toes what you kin git from athlete's foot? Well, obviously I ain't no athlete, but I had the fungus, alright. You guessed it - Nemo keeps my toes from pulling apart lak string cheese. Speaking of cheese, I don't know about y'all, but I loves me a great big hunk of cheese fer breakfast - 'er anytime, fer 'at matter. And we all know, cheese'll block you up solid. I mean it can double me over'et the waist for an hour 'er two. Not to worry with my Magnitical Rangs, 'ough. Just like any other smooth old Ex Lax-style dump, every morning.

Nemo's Magnitic Rangs - I don't know where Ah'd be without 'em. Y'all should all wrat him and thank him fer me.

Thanks, y'all -

Haywood J





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