Kurt,

I do not think you have a Poltergeist. You have a G-nom-e.

Of course, you know that G-nom-es live in G-narled trees.

And that they ride G-neus to get from G-narled tree to G-narled trees in order to see their friends, other G-nomes.

Another reason for riding G-neus is that they have K-nobbley K-nees.

I know, I know........... They eat with K-nives and forks.

However K-mart is a long way away for them to ride their G-neus.

Steve