ONLY IF YOU ARE BALD AND COMB YOUR HAIR OVER YOUR BALD PATE FROM PORT TO STARBOARD AND ARE FACING TRUE GEOGRAPHICAL NORTH.

STARBOARD TO PORT IS NOT A PROBLEM DUE TO THE CORIOLIS FORCE GENERATED BY THE ROTATION OF THE EARTH IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE.

HOWEVER YOU HAVE TO BE FACING THE GEOGRAPHIC NORTH POLE FOR THIS TO BE CORRECT. ANY DEVIATION WOULD RESULT IN DEFLECTION IN ANOTHER DIRECTION. THIS DISCREPENCY IN DIRECTION COULD BE COMPOUNDED BY VARIATIONS IN WIND SPEED AND DIRECTION.

IF THE ABOVE DOES NOT HOLD TRUE FOR YOU......DISREGARD THIS MESSAGE.

IF I MIGHT BE SO BOLD AS TO SUGGEST THAT YOU MIGHT SHAVE YOUR HEAD. IT WILL, WITHOUT A DOUBT, IMPROVE YOUR PERFORMANCE(S).

I HAVE HAD IT SUGGESTED TO ME THAT MY BALDNESS IS CAUSED BY TOO MANY U-TURNS UNDER THE SHEETS......... I, AS A TRUE AND PROPER GENTLEMAN, REFUSE TO COMMENT UPON THIS HYPOTHESIS.

I heard that the alcoholic content of hair gel confuses the gas analysers in the engine management system.It reaches the sensors via the aircon vents and causes an extreme lack of performance. Is this true, do I need to change to hair wax? Any others had this problem?