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What do they feed birds these days? (archive)
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Posted by Stan C. on September 14, 2000 at 16:30:57:

OK, so I wash the car this morning; 2, maybe 3 hours later I go out and find that some damn winged asshole had a case of diarrhea on my fender. No problem I think, and proceed to whip out the trusty Griot's Speed Shine, spritz away and wipe. Hmmm, that's funny, I can still see where the bird hit the mark. I wipe away all of the goo….. lo and behold - the damn stuff's actually made an impression in my paint! What IS this? I've heard of acid rain, but acid bird shit? It sounds like Alfred Hitchcock doing a remake of Aliens. Ok then, so I back up a few steps, back to polish…. and polish….. and polish and finally I can't see the mark anymore. Could you imagine what had happened if I hadn't caught it after a few hours? Why, the evil stuff may have eaten completely through my fender……

BTW, while I was out there, the electric meter reader came by on his rounds. "Is that a 2000 Bimmer?", he asks. (Love It!)


SC

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