Was it a hemafrodite then with both stick and a vul..er...volvo???

:-)

It's really tough to understand any subtle humour in english when it's not one's mothers language and let's face it: people tend to call for instance genitalia by thousands of names that only mean something naughty in a certain context... Certainly not the stuff they teach you at english lessons ;-)

Henkka

ps: no need to educate us on this matter, please...