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Posted by Incoming flame!!! on April 02, 1999 at 01:37:53:

In Reply to: $4 / Gallon Who Cares? It'll Clean Up the Smog... posted by Hopefully Kill SUVs (Including X5) on April 01, 1999 at 23:43:39:


[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Pre-teen
[ ] Fed [ ] Smartass [ ] Freak
[ ] Scammer [ ] Dumbass [X] All of the above

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted your article using some Microsoft's crappy & buggy program.
[ ] You just drop your post and ask to send all the replies to your
[ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You ask for somebody to do your homework
[ ] You ask for somebody to do your homework for free
[ ] You don't want to learn to fish, just want a fish
[ ] You want it, whatever you wanted, ASAP (of course)
[X] You are too stupid to do a web search
[ ] You tried to run an .asm file
[ ] You want to know how to compile an .asm file
[X] You pretended to be a guru and, obviously, you aren't
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous
[ ] You flamed a poor guy in distress trying to find some help
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[X] You post the stupidest article of the week
[X] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] Your ad sucks anyway since nobody asked for it
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money-making scheme and claimed it was legal
[X] I think you might be a fed
[X] You spam
[X] You are wasting bandwidth without any useful purpose
[ ] You are advocating posting binaries to text groups
[ ] You are posting text in a binary group
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you kEwL
[X] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:
[X} Send me your bimmer (probably a beat up M528e anyways...)
[X] Stop masterbating for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[X] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[X] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Pack your computer and send it to me

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Don't do it ever again please
[ ] Do it again and I'll axe you to death
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] Get fucked, you pathetic loser
[ ] Learn to post or fuck off
[X] All of the above


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