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Damn.....meant to write jokes not kokes.... (archive)

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Posted by RussianBoy on November 26, 2000 at 23:52:28:

In Reply to: some kokes (take a brake from your repairs) posted by RussianBoy on November 26, 2000 at 23:47:47:


A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo-of handcuffs.

Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball."
He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said.
He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.





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