AMC (remember them?)
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI
Always Undermining Deutche Intelligence

BMW
Break My Window
Broke My Wallet............(can anyone here relate to this one?!)

CADILLAC
Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars

FORD
Flip Over, Read Directions

GM
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossley Misconceived

KIA
Killed In Accident

MERCEDES
Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans

NISSAN
Nine Idiots Sitting, Saying Absolutly Nothing
Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Assinine Nonsense

PONTIAC
Poor Old.....oops, sorry, can't use this one.............
People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SATURN
Sounds Absolutly Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises

VOLKSWAGEN
Very Obese Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense