In Reply to: Not a bad point - Gordo's a lawyer! posted by MicahO on August 31, 2001 at 07:41:13:
Andrew P. Zacharda, Esq.
Hey... where were/are you at 12:40 pm, August 31st...????
At 12:30 go to a police station and ask the desk sargeant for a brochure on the LAPD... or anything else...chat for a few minutes...ask him the time? Then send him a subpena (?) and he will have to testify as to where you were at 12:40 pm (hurry, it hasn't happened yet)!
There are loopholes and there are loopholes, but youve got the best one...don't spend your money on a lawyer.