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OT A few laughs..with an apology to our IT posters (archive)

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Posted by Quentin on September 27, 2001 at 21:38:17:

> Comprehending the IT guy - Take One

> Two IT guys were walking across the park when one said, “Where did you get
> such a great bike?” The second IT guy replied, “Well, I was walking along
> yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this
> bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said,
> ‘Take what you want.’ The first IT guy nodded approvingly, “Good choice.
The > clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
> Comprehending the IT guy - Take Two
> An architect, an artist and an IT guy were discussing whether it was
better> to have a wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his
> wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist
> said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery
> he found there. The IT guy said, “I like both.” The artist said “BOTH?”
The > IT guy replied “Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each
> assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the
> office and get some work done.”
> Comprehending the IT guy - Take Three

> To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is
half > empty. To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.>
> Comprehending the IT guy - Take Four

> An IT guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
> said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over,
> picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and
> said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will
> stay with you for one week.” The IT guy took the frog out of his pocket,
> smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, “If
you > kiss me and turn me back into a princess I will do ANYTHING you want.”
Again > the IT guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
> Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a
beautiful > princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why
> won’t you kiss me?” The IT guy said, “Look I work in IT. I don’t have time
> for a girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that’s cool.”

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