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In Reply to: Damn...can i be your son too!?I can cut grass! posted by patrick in riverside on October 07, 2001 at 23:04:12:
1. Keep a "D" average in school.
2. Share any good drugs he finds.
3. Never clean your room.
4. No more than two girls in your room per night.
5. Share any of those also.
6. No internet pay porno sites, just free ones.
7. Never drink my last beer!!!
8. Never shoplift at K-Mart, Macy's or better.
If you could live by these rules I may consider adopting you.
Greg