In Reply to: Re: Gordon, you have his phone number, right? posted by JOE ORDING on October 18, 2001 at 13:12:40:
Sprinkle talcum powder all over the car. Then I would be too scared to wash it.
Doh, big bad should be big bag. Totally kills the whole joke, doesn't it? Damn...
We should call him up as the car.
Me: "Quentin? It's me, the car. Something's going on down here..."
Me: "This guy is standing next to me, peeking in through the windows. He has a big bad, and I think I see a narrow grill sticking out!"
Quentin: "NOOOOOO!!!" (drops phone)
(sound of footsteps)
I should write movie scripts.
I'm gonna start crank calling Quentin at 4 AM... make terrorist threats about messing up his car or something. =)