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Classic. So here's a favorite joke... (archive)

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Posted by Patrick on October 20, 2001 at 22:26:30:

In Reply to: Re: Yep. Your comment about being single (m) posted by MicahO on October 20, 2001 at 20:53:17:

A guy comes home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front steps of their house with her bags packed beside her. He asks her shockingly, "What's going on?" She replies that she is leaving him and just wanted to say goodbye. Since this is a complete surprise he says, "Can I ask why?"
She says, "Well, if you must know, it's because I saw on a TV talk-show today that in Las Vegas I can get paid $400 for performing oral sex that I've been giving to you for free all this time. So that's where I'm going."
"Oh, okay," he replies. "Can you give me just a minute?", and he goes in the house and emerges a minute later with his bags packed.
"And just where do you think you're going?", she says.
"Well, I'm going to Las Vegas too.", he says.
And she says, "And can I ask why?"
And he says, "Yeah, I want to see just how well you're going to survive on $800 a year."

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