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> * One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
>
> * One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.
>
> * One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across
> all lanes of traffic: New Jersey.
>
> * One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
> accelerator: Boston.
>
> * One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat-double decaf
> cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator with
> gun in lap: Los Angeles.
>
> * Both hands on wheel, eyes on the speed limit, one foot
> hovering over the brake, one barely on the accelerator: Ohio.
>
> * Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,
> head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.
>
> * One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone,
> foot on brake, mind on sports game: Seattle.
>
> * One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating
> between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on
> the brake, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.
>
> * Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,
> beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West
> Virginia.
>
> * Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window
> level, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left
> blinker on: Florida.
>
> * One hand on the wheel, the other holding a cell phone, driving
> 130 mph and four feet from your bumper while flashing headlights
> to tell you to get the HELL out of the way just before crossing 4
> lanes with no blinker and backing up on the freeway to get off at
> an exit they passed 2 minutes ago: Atlanta.
>
> * One hand on the wheel, driving a 1985 Monte Carlo, everyone on
> the road is gliding at 100 mph on ice, listening to "Pop that
> Cootchie"
> on the radio: Detroit.
>
> * Two hands on the wheel, face red and tensed up, yelling racial slurs out the window at anything that moves: Indiana.
>
> * No hands on the wheel, chugging a couple brewskies, doing 10 miles
> an hour staring at the cows, on a back road in no-wheres-ville:
> Wisconsin.

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