Hi Bryan, this is ducki! I am back!!! (archive)

HOLY SHITZ MAN!!! HA HA HA...u are one FUCKED UP NUTSO MOFO!!! HA HA HA...I haven't checked this place out for a couple of days, but holy shitz...HA HA HA...u really went NUTS this time...I also liked the fucker who posted some virus, and that Doris/Hugh crap from Matt...but DIAM MAN, u definitely top them all out!!!

Okay, now to talk about serious shitz. YOU ARE WAYYYYYYYYY TO FUCKIN' HYPER!!! Who gives a shitz wut these pyschos on bimmer.org say. DO YOU REALLY GIVE A SHITZ ABOUT THEIR OPINIONS??? The only solution to HYPERNESS, is S-E-X, and a lot of it. This is wut I usually do when I am super hyper. I don't sleep for three days, eat shitz, don't shave, and fuckin' do hw until my dick goes limp and my head starts to spin. However, u seem to be in a worse situation than me, so as I said above, you need S-E-X. Take down a fuckin' bottle of whisky, and just FUCK WUTEVER comes across ur path. I'm serious man, after u chug down a bottle of whisky, u'll fuck ANYTHING. Even ur pet she-bitch dog will start to look attractive. FUCK FUCK FUCK till ur dick turns red, and then fuckin' hop in your car...and take that BMW to the fuckin' limiter...FUCK THE COPS MAN!!! You will feel much less hyper the next mornin'...and you will think to urself, "I AM THE FUCKIN' RULER OF THIS BITCHASS WORLD!!!" DIAM...wut a fuckin' rush...that is my suggestion...*chilllllllll*

ur fucked up psycho friend,

!!!DuckMuck!!!

Follow Ups:

hehe... good advice!!! Bryan Kirban 09:49 9/25/2000 (0)
Hyperactivity/ADD Matt 01:26 9/25/2000 (2)
- wut would u rather fuck: chicken vs. Auntie Doris? DuckMuck 01:42 9/25/2000 (1)
  - whats the difference?? hehe ACS 15:41 9/25/2000 (0)

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