did u hear the one about the................. (m) (archive)

new zealander going into a fish and chips shop? He walks in and says "I would like some fush and chups please"
And the guy behind the counter says "You're a New Zealander arent you?"
"yes"
"well, i dont serve new zealanders, bugger off!"

So the NZ goes home and practices his saying of fush and chups.

fush and chups, fush and chups, etc etc until one day, 6 months later, he gets it. "Fish and Chips!!!" he says.

So off he runs, down the street and walks in again and says "I would like to buy some Fish and Chips!"

And the guy behind the counter says "You're a New Zealander arent you?"
"Yes" he says "How could you tell?"
"This is a hardware store"

Follow Ups:

haha, here's a few anti-Aussie jokes u may not have heard :)... Robotnik 03:23 9/03/2001 (0)

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