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haha, here's a few anti-Aussie jokes u may not (archive)
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Posted by have heard :)... Robotnik on September 03, 2001 at 03:23:20:

In Reply to: did u hear the one about the................. (m) posted by THR33 (Bris, Oz) on September 03, 2001 at 02:21:22:

Although maybe you have, since many of our jokes work the other way with "Kiwi" substituted for "Aussie".


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What do you call an Australian brain surgeon?

A space invader.

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What do test tube babies fear most?

Dingos with straws.

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What do you call 10,000 Aussies at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 19,000,000 Aussies at the bottom of the ocean?

A good finish.

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When will the the Australian police force become sucessful?

When it catches more criminals than it employs.

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An Australian farmer was bragging in the pub that he could get
in his Holden in the morning and drive all day without reaching
the boundary of his farm. A New Zealander who could not help
hearing the remark replied: "Interesting, mate. We've got cars
like that in New Zealand, too!"

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How do you sink an Australian submarine?
Knock on the hatch!

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Why do they call that stuff XXXX?
'Coz most Aussies can't spell BEER!




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