GIRLS IN DA HOOD...(true story) (archive)

I was just wondering how many chicks out there are waiting for the E46 M3. Any? I would like to hook-up with any in the North East area, preferably in New York State. To be honest, just the thought of having a fling with a girl who's interested in BMW cars like I am is driving me UP THE WALL!! I could see it now...

"Wow, nice car!!,(girl talking) I really like the rims you have!"

"Thanks, (me talking)I just got this car, after a really long wait."

"Really?,(girl talking) But it's April, arent 2001 cars supposed to be available in September?"

"Well,(me talking pissed-off) I was trying to forget about that, but considering YOU FUCKING ASKED!!, freeking BMW kept us car enthusiasts in the dark for nearly a GOD DAMN YEAR!, not to mention they also kept putting off the DAMN ALLOCATION DATE, never even hinting about actual pricing info or option info, ALL WE GOT, LADY, IS SHIT!!. Oh God, then there was this pathetic BMW e46 Forum where enthusiast's, like ME, would post topics about who would grow old first while waiting for their NEW M3 and suffer the indignity off SHITTING IN THEIR PANTS before they made it to the GOD DAMN dealership to pick their options. Does that answer your question?"

"By the way, (me still talking), would you like to go out to dinner some time?"

(Sound of girl running away in fear and confusion)

I AM SICK OF WAITING, please somebody shoot me!!

Safrole

Follow Ups:

Chase down that bitch!!! Yeah. 23:07 10/15/2000 (1)
- Admin please Remove this Garbage eom 00:26 10/16/2000 (0)
I'd gladly shoot you! Sober up eom James 22:32 10/15/2000 (0)
IS THIS GUY OK???????????? mike 21:22 10/15/2000 (1)
- I doubt it! (e) Bill 21:30 10/15/2000 (0)

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