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BMW Customer Service Rep: Hello, BMW Customer Relations..
Safrole: Yeah, Hi, it's me again. Hey, I was wondering, what the deal with the delay on the new E46 M3?
BMW CSR: Well, production began one week ago on the car, what else would you like to know?
Safrole: I would like to know when the US can expect delivery.
BMW CSR: Well, delivery to the US can be expected some time around when hell freezes over, or perhaps when pigs fly. Which would be better for you?
Safrole: Well, I might be out of town when hell freezes over, so would it be possible to sqeeze me in when pigs fly?
BMW CSR: Hmmm, that might be too early for us, can you wait until the sky falls?.. would that be better for you?
Safrole: Yeah, that would be great. So when can I expect delivery to the US.
BMW CSR: The US?? Ohh, I'm sorry, I thought you were calling from never, never land. Delivery to the US should be sometime around the next appearance of Halley's comet. Would that be ok for you?
Safrole: Hmm, that might be to soon, since I still need to save up a few more bucks for the car. Hey, I got an idea. you give me a sign when you are ready to deliver the car to me. Sound good?
BMW CSR: Sure, the next time you see a pink unicorn cross your path, that will be your sign. Nice talking to you asshole. CLICK
Safrole: (talking to empty line) Bye!
true story....
Safrole
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