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: I was getting out of my new blue M3, and this woman kept looking at me. She was in an 85 Volvo 240 GL wagon. She kept looking at me, and I looked at her. She is a heavyset woman with dyed red hair. She wore a slinky black dress with a lot of fringe on it. Her glasses hung from a chain around her neck. She told me she also owned a 75 Jaguar XJ12 , an 85 Jaguar VDP, and a 90 Chevy Corsica besides her Volvo. I invited her to sit with me at the Burger Street where we were parked. She accepted. I ordered a chicken sandwich and fries. She ordered a bacon cheeseburger with double meat, a chili cheese dog, a large extra-crispy onion rings, and a great big shake. We talked and talked. I'm picking her up for our second date this Friday.
: Thanks for talking me into my M3! It attracts women!

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