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Posted by GOOD SENCE OF humor !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on June 25, 2000 at 00:37:02:

In Reply to: Re: Raced a new Yellow NSX-R with RICERKT plates posted by Frito Sanchez on June 25, 2000 at 00:29:25:

: : First I must say street racing is dangerous, childish and very idiotic.. but I do it from time to time anyway :) After all I didn't buy an M3 becuase it was the plushiest ride on the road. Having said that.. I raced a new NSX type-r imported from japan with "RICERKT" plates today. I found him tailing me at about 125 mph when I decided to see if he wanted to play. I had the windows down and the sunroof back and German Shepherd chilling with me. I start to gas it in 4th and notice he's still with me.. right with me so I know he wants to play. I get over and let him pull up next to me and next thing I know he's gassing it and waving me on. I floor it in 4th and notice I'm not gaining and he's not leaving me, I look down and I'm in the 6k rpm or so range and I'm not pulling away like I should be or would be in 3rd, I think for a QUICK minute that maybe I should gear down into 1rd, but no..--I remember that I might overrev my car, if I do that. I'm still right with him so let's see what's up. One second later I'm coming up on a car in the middle lane.. NSX-R to my left so I bolt over into the 3rd lane on the far right, still flooring 4th, I pull around the slower car and back to the center lane and all I could hear is my dog saying saying "GAV gav gav gav gav gav gav" atleast that is what it sounded like. Anyway I look back and I had left him behind, after he was waving me if saying,.. "come on.. lets see what this rice rocket can do!"

: What I "GOT" was AIDS, a night in jail, and embarassment of picking up a male hooker (hey, it was dark, and i couldnt see straight). I spent the night in jail, not even allowed to make one phone call. I woke up all sweaty, and hard, and realized that the dream, being merely a dream, was the closest I've perceivably ever gotten to a member of the opposite sex.

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