"1997 BMW M3 SEDAN. Red over Black. Positively the newest one in captivity anywhere with only 37K miles.... $30,900. Rayco Eurospec Motorcars (570) 288-6459 PA"

Now, I'm willing to concede that some embellishment is part of selling used cars. However, I found that this ad to be especially bold bullshit.

How the hell do you claim that a '97 M3 with 37,000 miles is POSITIVELY THE NEWEST? I found more than a dozen '97 M3's on Autotrader.com and Classifieds2000.com with less than 25K miles. Granted the M3 sedan may be less common, but how do these idiots back their claim up? Just had to vent.

Dean