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In Reply to: question for the board?? posted by gary on April 01, 2001 at 23:26:08:
Steps to creating a rice.
1) Buy a $10,000-$15,000 car. (Honda Civic or Acura Integra (non VTEC) a must.
2) Replace exhaust tip with a coffee can sized loud ass fart tip good for no performance gains, or replace exhaust system with a $250 aftermarket exhaust.
3) Apply stickers on car which have nothing to do with your parts INSIDE the car.
3) Apply VTEC stickers to car (especially cars which never had VTEC engines, and BTW the VTEC sucks anyhow...drive one and you will know why.)
4) Apply yellow interior trim, Altezza taillights, clear corner lights, and super purple HID wannabees.
5) Apply huge rear wing. For best effect leave this wing aluminum.
6) Apply huge autometer tachometer to dashboard.
7) Replace wheels with 18" wheels that weigh about 50 pounds each.
8) Cut springs and slam car to pavement.
9) Annoy the *uck out of neighborhoods nightly as you pass by with your fart tip.
10) Race M3's and get beat every day by a stock car.
Approximate Weight Gained- 200-300 Pounds
Approximate Horsepower Gained- 3 HP
Effect: Lower 0-60 times and LOTS of tickets for modifications.
i thought the purpose of the board was to share info, trade items, and show off your car. i see alot of people putting down other people's cars...esp. when it looks somewhat of an import. why? everyone has different taste. i think the most disrepectfull thing to do is call someones car ugly on the board. we all are(most of us) owners or people looking to buy an m3. there are alot of different ages on the board and people from different areas. all i am saying is show some more respect when it comes to others cars bc one day it might be someone calling your car ugly, and i know it would make you feel like shit if someone said that about ur car bc you would know all the time, effor, and money it took to make your car the way it is. if your opinion is negative and not helpfull, keep it to yourself. thanks to the people of the board and good luck with your cars.
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