|Re: A little fun (archive)|
Posted by Steve Borsse on September 24, 1998 at 08:21:34:
In Reply to: Re: A little fun posted by Keith on September 24, 1998 at 07:40:38:
: : You're all familiar with the jokes that start.. You might be a redneck if....
: : Finish this off. You might be a Z3 owner if...
: : You sleep with your car
: : Your spouse has never driven your car
: : You swerve to avoid grass clippings
: : You won't go to events that have unpaved parking lots
: You don't park under trees
: You think two is company, three a crowd
: You name your car
: You love this board
:Taking her top down arouses you more than when your wife does the same
:Anything less than synthetic oil and premium high-test gas, is only for the lawnmower
:Following semi's and SUVs any closer than a quarter mile is a cardinal sin.