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Re: A little fun (archive)

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Posted by Steve Borsse on September 24, 1998 at 08:21:34:

In Reply to: Re: A little fun posted by Keith on September 24, 1998 at 07:40:38:

: : You're all familiar with the jokes that start.. You might be a redneck if....

: : Finish this off. You might be a Z3 owner if...
: : You sleep with your car
: : Your spouse has never driven your car
: : You swerve to avoid grass clippings
: : You won't go to events that have unpaved parking lots

: You don't park under trees
: You think two is company, three a crowd
: You name your car
: You love this board

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:Taking her top down arouses you more than when your wife does the same

:Anything less than synthetic oil and premium high-test gas, is only for the lawnmower

:Following semi's and SUVs any closer than a quarter mile is a cardinal sin.



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