|You show your wife this and she agrees with it all (archive)|
Posted by Roger(UK) on September 24, 1998 at 10:15:01:
In Reply to: you led 26 cars to a homecoming in SC & posted by Bob S on September 24, 1998 at 09:07:10:
: : : : You're all familiar with the jokes that start.. You might be a redneck if....
: : : : Finish this off. You might be a Z3 owner if...
: : : : You sleep with your car
: : : : Your spouse has never driven your car
: : : : You swerve to avoid grass clippings
: : : : You won't go to events that have unpaved parking lots
: : : You don't park under trees
: : : You think two is company, three a crowd
: : : You name your car
: : : You love this board
: : *********
: : :Taking her top down arouses you more than when your wife does the same
: : :Anything less than synthetic oil and premium high-test gas, is only for the lawnmower
: : :Following semi's and SUVs any closer than a quarter mile is a cardinal sin.
: The only place on the intenet you check every day is this one.