|Re: A little fun (archive)|
Posted by Michael C on September 24, 1998 at 11:17:00:
In Reply to: Re: A little fun posted by Steve Borsse on September 24, 1998 at 08:21:34:
You peek in the garage at 3:00 am to insure it's ok.
You go to the next station because the gas rating is to low.
: : : You're all familiar with the jokes that start.. You might be a redneck if....
: : : Finish this off. You might be a Z3 owner if...
: : : You sleep with your car
: : : Your spouse has never driven your car
: : : You swerve to avoid grass clippings
: : : You won't go to events that have unpaved parking lots
: : You don't park under trees
: : You think two is company, three a crowd
: : You name your car
: : You love this board
: :Taking her top down arouses you more than when your wife does the same
: :Anything less than synthetic oil and premium high-test gas, is only for the lawnmower
: :Following semi's and SUVs any closer than a quarter mile is a cardinal sin.