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Posted by David J. on September 24, 1998 at 15:02:43:

In Reply to: A little fun.. check it out. posted by Mike Noble on September 24, 1998 at 06:06:57:

You might be a Z3 owner if...

· You sleep with your car
· Your spouse has never driven your car
· You swerve to avoid grass clippings
· You won't go to events that have unpaved parking lots
· You drive 6400 mi for a t-shirt and ding removal
· Your Friends ask where to send the get well cards when it's ion the shop
· You drive 6400 Miles, just so you can take a Sunday drive in some different mountains, and on the way back you took a little detour… The Rockies
· You make 12 trips to the grocery store, purchasing one item each time
· The weather channel tells you which car to drive
· Taking her top down arouses you more than when your wife does the same
· Anything less than synthetic oil and premium high-test gas, is only for the lawnmower
· Following semi's and SUVs any closer than a quarter mile is a cardinal sin
· You peek in the garage at 3:00 am to insure it's ok.
· You go to the next station because this one's gas octane rating is too low
· The only place on the intenet you check every day is this one.
· You led 26 cars to a homecoming in SC
· You show your wife this and she agrees with it all
· You throw yourself on top of your car in a hail storm
· Your idea of packing for a long trip is a pair of jeans and a shirt
· You think the difference between 1.9 and 2.8 = 2 and 2.8 and 3.2 = 5000
· You forgot what a blind spot is
· You don't feel right if your hair isn't whipping around when you drive and your hair dryer is getting really lonely
· You think the commute to and from work is fun
· If a cop asks if you know why he pulled you over and your answer involves mutiple choice
· You spend more for Shampoo for the car than for your hair
· There are more Care products in the garage than in your bathroom
· You keep the vacuum cleaner in the garage
· People ask how the baby is and you tell them you just bought him new tires
· You get a Christmas card from Zymol
· Your answer to "Did you drive it today"? is "It looked like rain"
· You've owned your car for 13 months and still don't know where the wiper switch is

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