|Re: A little fun (archive)|
Posted by christine s on September 24, 1998 at 17:54:00:
In Reply to: Re: A little fun posted by Michael C on September 24, 1998 at 11:17:00:
At lunchtime, everyone packs into a sedan and you ALWAYS drive also, mostly alone.
You wave and smile that knowing smile at complete strangers (tho not really) driving other Z's as you pass each other.
You wash your car more than your laundry.
: You peek in the garage at 3:00 am to insure it's ok.
: You go to the next station because the gas rating is to low.
: : : : You're all familiar with the jokes that start.. You might be a redneck if....
: : : : Finish this off. You might be a Z3 owner if...
: : : : You sleep with your car
: : : : Your spouse has never driven your car
: : : : You swerve to avoid grass clippings
: : : : You won't go to events that have unpaved parking lots
: : : You don't park under trees
: : : You think two is company, three a crowd
: : : You name your car
: : : You love this board
: : *********
: : :Taking her top down arouses you more than when your wife does the same
: : :Anything less than synthetic oil and premium high-test gas, is only for the lawnmower
: : :Following semi's and SUVs any closer than a quarter mile is a cardinal sin.