|Here comes trouble..... (archive)|
Posted by DC on September 24, 1998 at 18:26:19:
In Reply to: Re: A little fun posted by christine s on September 24, 1998 at 17:54:00:
From behind, you think your ///M looks better than your (insert s.o. name here).
: At lunchtime, everyone packs into a sedan and you ALWAYS drive also, mostly alone.
: You wave and smile that knowing smile at complete strangers (tho not really) driving other Z's as you pass each other.
: You wash your car more than your laundry.
: : You peek in the garage at 3:00 am to insure it's ok.
: : You go to the next station because the gas rating is to low.
: : : : : You're all familiar with the jokes that start.. You might be a redneck if....
: : : : : Finish this off. You might be a Z3 owner if...
: : : : : You sleep with your car
: : : : : Your spouse has never driven your car
: : : : : You swerve to avoid grass clippings
: : : : : You won't go to events that have unpaved parking lots
: : : : You don't park under trees
: : : : You think two is company, three a crowd
: : : : You name your car
: : : : You love this board
: : : *********
: : : :Taking her top down arouses you more than when your wife does the same
: : : :Anything less than synthetic oil and premium high-test gas, is only for the lawnmower
: : : :Following semi's and SUVs any closer than a quarter mile is a cardinal sin.