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Posted by Imola-rED on October 02, 1998 at 10:13:14:
In Reply to: HELP!! JERK PARKING NEXT TO ME AT WORK!! posted by Joy on October 01, 1998 at 19:42:30:
First I would like to say that your personal safety is far most important.
He may not be as interested in your Z3 as much as he is interested in someone who owns a Z3. We all have to admit that the fact we own and drive (& don't forget the Z3 "Grin") a specialty vehicle like this, is an indication of our personality. I will admit that this is a characteristic that I'm willing to have portrayed, and I'm prepared to deal with the consequences. So,
With significant other in tow, arrange to bump into him. Then, thank him for always parking next to you, because. As he is well aware (based on where you park) you are concerned about "door dings" due to brain dead pond-scums who selflessly bang their doors into other cars. But because he always parks next to you, he will be assuming responsibility for protecting your Z3. Then your s.o. does a little male bonding with a firm slap on the back, vice-grip hand shake and a Stallone style "Yo thanks dude".
Let us all know what happens.