Due to overwhelming demand and Alan's latest indiscretion in purchasing a Boxter, I have decided to set up a new Z3 Message Board.
In an effort to alleviate any problems associated with freedom of speech and the discussion of issues not related to MY car, there are a couple restrictions to this board:
1-You must register before using the board, requiring you assign me as the mortgage holder on your home or at least payment of 2 months rent if you cannot afford a home. (This is still being reviewed to see if we really want renters as members). Any comments or actions "I" do not feel are appropriate will mean forfeiture of your mortgage or rent deposit.
2-You can only be a member if you have a WHITE, 1999, M roadster with all black interior. We do not allow multi-color interiors, too flashy. This must be supported by photos of your roadster with you in it.
3-You must be between the ages of 38 and 40, no exceptions. You must submit your birth certificate as proof.
4-You must be a registered republican. (and never have voted for a democratic candidate)
5-You must make at least $85,000.00 per year or have a combined family income of at least $165,000.00 per year. (This is a minimum and if you make more you make more points) A 1998 Tax Return will be required at time of registration.
This board is in no way intended to compete with Alan's new board as he has done an exceptional job in the past and I am sure will continue to do so in the future. I just thought it was time to have a board that more closely related to the issues unique to middle aged, republican, White (not skin color) 99MZ3 owners. (black interior). Also, this board does not discriminate on the basis of sex or nationality, but on almost every other criteria it does.
I welcome new members to the board and will be sending out the board address very soon. Registration will be $200.00 per family member or per Z3. I am also planning our own homecoming to the Mother Factory in January, 2000.