I started with a great car, and modified the bejezus outta it. It's been modified out the wazoo, and you all know how painful that can be! Believe me it was worth it! I have a totally different car now!
Whatever you drive, it sucks because it's not exactly like mine. Even if it was, I just added a butt kisser to the seats, so no matter how closely you model your car after mine, mine'll still be better. This modification escalation will always continue. You will never ever EVER(!) have a car as great as mine.
You're a wimp. You over there, you're a poser. You back there came from the wrong side of the track. You with the funny pic got the car with Daddy's money. I paid for mine in cash, but I used Mommy's money to modify it (and she won the lottery)! I got a 20 inch set (of wheels, or whatever), so I'm 'bigger' than you'll ever hope to be.
You people just don't get it. None of you. You never will.
Have a nice day :-)
Thus endeth the lesson.