And it's been mathematically proven that women (archive)

On xxx, xxx wrote:
What about this:
We know that women like two things, your time and your money.
Therefore:
women = time x money
now time equals money, so
women = money x money
Money is the root of all evil, so
money = square root of evil
By squaring both sides of the equation,
money squared = evil
Now go back to the equation
women = money x money
See where I'm headed?
women = money squared = evil

A problem with this "proof" occurred to me immediately: Since evil is negative, the square root of evil must be imaginary, which would mean that money is imaginary, and therefore, by definition, so is time.
Then I realized that, in my life at least, that's pretty much true.

Follow Ups:

Don't be so negative. Lobo 13:59 8/13/2001 (1)
- Two atoms walk down the street... Cargogal 14:03 8/13/2001 (0)

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