School's in session (reposted from AudiWorld) (archive)

This is just TOO funny! Most of you will get it for what it is intended to say. Sadly, the guy over there it was pointed to, STILL don't understand it. I got his OK to do so:

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School's in session! Had to flunk somebody today!

Started at a light in Huntington Beach. Look over to my right and see this guy not looking at my S4 and giving it the respect it deserves. That pissed me off big time, so schooling his ass was a must. He was in beige colored Camry playing with his radio or something while we waited for the light to turn green.

Since eye contact didn't come naturally, I honked my horn to get his attention. After the 5th honk, he looked over with this stupid questioning look on his face. As if he didn't know why I was so pissed! I revved my engine to the redline and let the limiter kick in just to show how serious I was. All be damned if Camry Boy didn't start laughing at me! Oh, that was it. Rather than wait for the green, I dropped into 1st and floored it -- right through the red light! Got the jump on his ass big-time! Boy, what a fool he must've felt like.

Thanks to Quattro, I was able to swerve through the intersection without too much trouble. A few screeching tires and whatnot, but I had to take charge of the situation. S4 comin' through! I'm sure you all can relate. I looked in my rear-view only to catch a glimpse of that Camry fool with eyes as big as saucers and his mouth wide open. Ha ha ha! Welcome to Audi Power homeslice! Next time you'll know what's up!

To ice the cake -- since the punk-ass was obviously too afraid to race -- I took it all the way to 125 there on Beach Blvd. I think that completed Camry Boy's lesson for the day! Ha! Decided not to go much beyond that for safety's sake. But I'm sure he'll never look at S4 drivers the same way again! People were gawking at me and running out of the way while my turbos did their business all over HB! What a rush! Flew by a 911 Turbo a few intersections down from the Camry. That wannabe didn't even try. Huh. Warp speed all the way to PCH!

Oops. Gotta go. There's some wagon out in my driveway with two guys in white uniforms coming to the door. One of them has some kind of jacket with lots of funky belts. Maybe it's some racing harness that they think will make their wagon go faster. Well boys and girls, looks like I gotta school some more fools! Yeah baby! Later.

Follow Ups:

Hey Mike...that most likely was not a S4 owner Steve S. 09:55 7/30/2000 (1)
- No Steve Mike Zamarocy 11:26 7/30/2000 (0)
Re: take charge of the situation... Scott 07:51 7/30/2000 (0)

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