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1) coupes are TOO fast, so are unsafe
2) coupes are too cramped, can't hold potted plants and golfbags, as well as inlaws
3) coupes don't fall apart as much as theirs
4) coupes are too much cooler to be seen in than theirs
5) coupes still have a dealer network
6) coupes are still being sold
7) coupes cost too much
8) coupes are too much FUN to drive!!!!
So geez guys! We had better go over there and SHOW THEM what we are about, huh???!!!!